I like fish
me after i fuck
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption
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filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
What.
Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
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is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
the one dude has a literal handlebar mustache
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Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice
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0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
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